While some people view Valentine's Day as a time of devotion and dedication to another human being, others prefer to look at the lighter side of love on this amore-themed holiday. If you are trying to mix some chuckles in with your loving this Valentine's Day, consider some humorous words of wisdom on the topic of love.
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
This humorous observation is officially attributed to "Anonymous." As your special someone dresses to impress in the bedroom this Valentine's Day, or you purchase a sexy Valentine's Day gift
, consider sharing this observation with her to add some laughter to the start of your hot and steamy night.
"Forget Love, I'd rather fall in chocolate."
Many ladies preparing to spend Valentine's Day alone, or who are simply fed up with love in general, will likely appreciate this quote by blogger Sandra J. Dykes. Consider jotting this quote on a card and pairing it with a box of chocolates
to give as a Valentine's gift to your most unlucky-in-love friend.
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
While it would make sense to assume that "Love Story" author Erich Segal is a believer in mad, passionate, knock-you-off-your-feet love, this quote appears to attest otherwise. Share this clever quote with your lover on Valentine's Day to share a love-themed laugh.
"Come live in my heart, and pay no rent."
Irish songwriter and novelist Samuel Lover mixes humor and romantic sentiments perfectly in this creative quote. If you find yourself short on words to place in your partner's Valentine's card, consider jotting down this funny yet meaningful phrase. Perhaps even send it with a beautiful bouquet
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
In this quote, comedian Billy Crystal effectively sums up the differences between men and women when it comes to love making. If you plan for your Valentine's festivities to involve some bedroom intimacy, share this quote with your partner and reflect together upon how true it is.
"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
Early 1900s actress and sex-symbol Mae West perfectly summed up what it means to love yourself in this cute quote. If you have a friend who fancies herself a liberated woman and feels like she needs a man like she needs a hole in the head, put this classic quote in a heart-shaped card and give it to her on Valentine's Day. She is in good company in her self-loving state.